I have a leopard gecko, her name is Salsa. She is 3 years old. I had a parakeet, his name was Oliver. He was 3 years old, also. He was a lime green, yellow, and black with a hint of dark blue. He had a yellow dot or otherwords a circle on the back of his head. That dot represents the "O" in his name. R.I.P. Oliver, I hope you have a nice life in the afterlife. So long capt., I'll miss you man. I also had 4 hermet crabs, but 3 died and no I am down to 1. I had a betta, he was blue and red, his name was Phoenix, I miss him a lot too. 

 

I am so sorry for all the drama, but when you ask me for my life in pretext, thats all you are going to get. My grandfather died also, not too long ago, his name was Gerald, he liked to be called Jerry. He was like a father to me, cause I never knew my real father, except his name was Gary...That god damn mother fucker can go to hell for leaving, fuckin son of a bitch. Yes I am a bastard (for those who don't know what a bastard is...its a damn child born when the parents aren't married, damn morons!), so don't ask.

 

I have a ton of scars, but you'd have to see them in person. I have 3 peircings, but I am letting them heal, and then get them re-peirced...I don't know why, so don't ask...I just like the feel of pain and its something I can waste my money on! I do work, but its not a job that is contracted, (meaning no logo, no official name, and means I dont have to sign papers), I work through people, as in I work in their yards, on their cars, so in away you could say I am in illegal work for everything and everybody. If you want me to work for you, check out my contacts!

 

I do have a girlfriend, and she is lovely and bright, kind, cute, hot, sexy...WAIT. This is really none of your god damn business. But if you want more detail, check out my other page of her. AND NO YOU CANNNOT HAVE HER! She is MINE and I am HERS... have a nice day viewers...you also babe...*muah* xoxoxoxo *blushes*!